Psychological Approach

[shalini_singh]

An optician was teching his son how to improve business through the use of the psychological approach.

Son, after you fit the glasses, the customer asks, 'What's the charge'?

You say, "The charge is $10" then pause and watch for the flinch. If the customer does not flinch, you add, "That's for the frames. The lenses will be another ten bucks."

Then you pause again but this time just slightly and again study the reaction. If the customer still does not flinch, you say "Each!"
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Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears...

Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...

But fart just one time..........!
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A rabbi was always teaching his followers to seek the answers in themselves. But the followers always came back expecting more answers from him.

Finally he set up a booth with a sign: "Any Two Questions Answered for only $100.00" After some deliberation, one of his richest followers decided to go for it and brought two important questions.

He paid the money and said to the rabbi as he paid him, "Isn't $100 rather costly for just two questions?"

"Yes," said the Rabbi, "and what is your second question?"
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.

He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.

Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.

Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.

Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"
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Teacher: A ball is thrown upwards why does it returns back to the ground?

Students: (reply's) 'coz there's no one to catch the ball.