06-25-2008, 02:55 AM
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Web Programming Jokes
Found a website with a few programmer jokes. http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/
From the page here are a few: Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb? None - It's a hardare problem There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science. Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack. -------------------------- Ok, so any of you have any jokes (programming or not)?
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06-27-2008, 10:06 PM
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Well anytime I can lay some cheesy jokes on someone .....
 My pleasure.
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06-30-2008, 03:35 PM
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yeah, probably one of my favorites, too.
Damn we men have it hard! Uh,....no pun intended.
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10-23-2008, 03:35 PM
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I like this one....
Copy this link to send this page to a friend: http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=...&b2=&b3=&b3g=x
Thank you! It will be fun at my site.... Ps., if its not okay to show this, please delete! 
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10-25-2008, 05:42 PM
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Yeah . . . I thought the same thing. Dang! hehehe
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