Web Programming Jokes

[eVentureBiz]

Found a website with a few programmer jokes. http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

From the page here are a few:

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It's a hardare problem

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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Ok, so any of you have any jokes (programming or not)?

[kathyper]

eVentureBiz thank you for brightening my day

[emilypal]

Thank you for the smile at my face

[eVentureBiz]

Well anytime I can lay some cheesy jokes on someone .....

My pleasure.

[angie1313]

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

lol...that one was my fav

[eVentureBiz]

yeah, probably one of my favorites, too.

Damn we men have it hard!

Uh,....no pun intended.

[sunnee]

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Thank you! It will be fun at my site....

Ps., if its not okay to show this, please delete!

[Scoooooty]

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Lol you realize your a nerd when you get these

[eVentureBiz]

Yeah . . . I thought the same thing. Dang! hehehe

[vic62]

hehehhee nice jokes lol
i specialy enjoyed this one:
"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't."