A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
That was OK, but here's a better joke Imade up: If you look at the word, "Juncture," it means the act of connecting. You'll see that there are two separate word, the Junct part, which means connecting and the Ure part which has to mean act. So with the connecting (junct) and the act (ure), you make a word, the act of connecting. OK, now let's look at the word, "Man ure" Manure means the act of man. Hahahahaha. (I know it sucks)
Because of the stereo-typical female...you know, shopping, on the phone, in love with shoes...etc. I don't know all of the things women are supposed to love to do, but I do know the whole phone thing is pretty true of most women...not myself personally, but most women do like to talk on the phone a lot. I think it is a really funny joke.
