PHP Making Server PHP-ready

I am feeling like Imfrench on these posts. People panic and post minimal information. Here is the answers to your questions.

How can I make my website php-ready?
Answer= Code in php then it will be ready.

The server on which my website is stored does not accept PHP so I can't use any PHP scripts on my website.
Answer= Then you can not use php. Try another language.

Why? How can I change the accpetance status of PHP?
Answer= Get another service or create your own server.

Does your server state that it does not or are you on a free service or just confused?
You did not say. We can not read peoples minds.
I should stop here, but what the heck ... try this.

Create a page name phpinfo.php, insert the below code into it and load it up on your server. Pull this page up in your browser and this will show the php configuration on the server if there or if you are allowed. There will be tons of information. If not go back to the answers to your questions.

<?php

// Show all information, defaults to INFO_ALL
phpinfo();

// Show just the module information.
// phpinfo(8) yields identical results.
//phpinfo(INFO_MODULES);

?>


That was easy....