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blonde joke - for CP

Discussion in 'General' started by navyfalcon, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. navyfalcon

    navyfalcon Well-Known Member Verified Member

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    A Blonde Game of Intelligence

    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
    The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
    Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
    Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
    The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
    Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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    falcon
     
  2. CovertPea

    CovertPea Moderator Staff Member Verified Member

    I'm kinda grey now - is that considered a shade of blonde? ;)

    Good one NF. That lass is way too clever to be a natural blonde. LOL
     
  3. navyfalcon

    navyfalcon Well-Known Member Verified Member

    fortunately she was a natural blonde (many famous blondes were very intelligent). The color of hair or the hand they use is no indication of intelligence. But the exercise of gray matter is.

    The oldest known riddle - the riddle of the sphinx, or what walks on four legs in the mourning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening.
    It is in the encyclopedia including the answer.
    The Riddle of the Sphinx
    The Riddle of the Sphinx
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    falcon